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Gold Demotivational Poster


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am, #174311
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am, #174310
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm, #174302
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm, #230997
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm, #167168
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm, #156311
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm, #156308
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


Obama. Keeping it Real -




GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm, #158959
I liked this one better.


SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich




CHAV'S -


TAGS: chav guns gangsta gold chains
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:20 pm, #218560

lolz....cute


. -


TAGS: gold
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by MustyK

FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 9:57 pm, #218983
Practically spewed coffee all over my monitor. 5 raised hockey sticks for yuu
CANADA - March 18, 2010, 3:14 pm, #165489
BWAHAHAHAHA!


Middle Age -


TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm, #252955
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha


I AM EPIC WIN - All questions to me must be put int the form of awesomeness




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am, #99355
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm, #69310
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm, #38113
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am, #28084
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am, #24446
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




EXPENDABILITY -




BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.


TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am, #255233
HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 5L!


FOOLS GOLD -




LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm, #52922
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am, #52720
wrong on so many levels :D


IT'S TIME - No one wants to see the day, but we all know it when it comes


TAGS: dog golden retriever luke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by alanp1

GaryO - September 25, 2012, 3:47 pm, #239393
Amen brother


END OF THE RAINBOW -


TAGS: pot of gold
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman



HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday




HELL NO....I'M BUYING LEAD - ...anarchy 2016...don't miss it




FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache




FRANKSTON - The picture says it all




INVALID ARGUMENT -


TAGS: my porche is gold your argument is invalid
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:36 pm, #104621
hey mikeipiss it's spelled porsche


PIRATE -




MAFIOSA TEDDY - Bring me the head of Goldilocks!




WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by forseti

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm, #166675
that's just wrong


RAINBOWS - Within Each Of Us Is The Power To Make Our Own Pot Of Gold. Sadly, Most Of It Is Fools Gold.


TAGS: gold power fool rainbow rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

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GreyScorpion - November 21, 2010, 6:27 pm, #203386
I got some Columbian gold that will make you a fool too...5 splifs
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:19 pm, #203379
5 HIV positive L's


Designer Weaponry -


TAGS: gold gun
Rating: 4.67/5

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CANADA! -


TAGS: coming to win a gosh darn gold medal if that s ok
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mr. Shiny - March 4, 2010, 10:42 pm, #161807
Being a dual citizen, I can totally appreciate this, 5L!
MO - March 4, 2010, 9:02 pm, #161787
That gif is the first thing that popped into my head Dre.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 8:58 pm, #161786
Can I still post that .gif of the three canadiens running into each other?
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 8:54 pm, #161784
excellent game!
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 8:41 pm, #161778
Puck that!! 5L


United States Treasury -


TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm, #247556
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm, #247544
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm, #247543
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm, #247510
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm, #247509
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm, #247508
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm, #247503
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm, #247496
Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm, #247495
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm, #247489
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.




BOOSTER GOLD - He's a second-stringer from the DC Universe, AND HE IS AWESOME!!!!!


TAGS: booster gold dc comics justice league unlimited comic book
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 3:11 am, #98241
AND compuTer games.... too.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 3:11 am, #98238
Morons think cartoons and compuer games are real.
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:09 am, #98236
WTF is this crap? Maybe to go with naughtyfake there should be a kiddiefake site?
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 12:00 am, #98045
Booster Gold is DC Universe' b*tch.


Lonely? -


TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am, #259224
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am, #259219
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm, #259166
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm, #259161
5av'd. Really good'n


Leprechauns -




CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD




IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY -




a rare look -




EMPATHY -


TAGS: goldie papa woof
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:23 am, #236862
Y,know, Motifayk, if I woulda thought of that line, it would be there. Excellent.
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:11 am, #236856
Maybe we'll get something from Ikea... and it 5hould be better
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 11:02 pm, #230157
Yeah, I got it, but the ‘nothing OK’ made me LOL
TheOne - February 25, 2012, 10:48 pm, #230153
well it does look unbearable...get it? nothing ok...


CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -




THE END -


TAGS: the end golden gate bridge
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223894
i love this pic its a special ph**ographic light exposure treatment
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 6:19 am, #221222
an OK moment in the middle would be nice - 5


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm, #174235
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame




BIFROST BRIDGE -




GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm, #146436
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm, #146434
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm, #146433
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm, #146432
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm, #146429
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world.


TAGS: fail owned rear end car crash rainbow pot of gold
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:01 pm, #106049
Hell Yeah, worthless a**holes, you got it right man.
Haarakkon - July 1, 2009, 7:25 pm, #92117
Yeah, 'cause if it were the insurance companies there'd be a double rainbow.
... - July 1, 2009, 6:03 pm, #92106
how...the...hell did that happen.


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




REALITY -




FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am, #185131
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm, #172911
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm, #172755
Amsome! 5L


SILLENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by THEBRAT

maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am, #229401
Yes Hear Hear !


MCDUMPSTER -


TAGS: mcdonalds slogans ads golden arches tth homeless
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196721
To clarify this one, there are 10 McDonald's slogans in this poster ranging over 50 yrs.


MOTIFAKE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: gold announcer guy clipart
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:31 pm, #223464
Mine are dama(d)ged from having to carry them in this wheelbarrow.


SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs.


TAGS: canada gold
Rating: 3.65/5

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GOLDIE HAWN -




FORT KNOXS - The golds alot safer around Mr. T's neck then in some pansy vault.


TAGS: gold mr t
Rating: 2.82/5

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MPsniper - February 23, 2012, 5:05 am, #230015
but there is only one Fort Knox. is incorrect spelling allowed by the mods now?


All That Glitters -


TAGS: all that glitters nevermind a heart of gold silver is better
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:11 pm, #256921
Oh-h-h-H-H-h-h, siiiiilverheaaaart…..you egotistical hog (I love you) anyone see my meds?
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:43 pm, #256918
Glad someone caught that
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:42 pm, #256917
I prefer the words of Sri Syadasti: "tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:44 pm, #256915
silver is better...lol
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:01 pm, #256909
Thinking Neil Young had some wisdom on subject. Excerpt - "Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old" But, no indication of despair, eh? Dead and cold? Don't give up the ship. 'tis an ill wind that blows no good.


Milestone -


TAGS: motifake gold club 1000 posters
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 9:40 pm, #255759
Thanks for all the comments...truly appreciate knowing so many others enjoy my warp***m(?).
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:20 pm, #255746
Congrats Miss P on faking a millennium.
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:08 am, #255737
Congratulations, Prissy. I bow before your determination...especially when you're wearing leather...
Ism - July 16, 2014, 2:33 am, #255735
I want an asterisk by MissPriss' name till she is tested for performance enhancers... great work Miss Priss
maoworks2 - July 15, 2014, 10:24 am, #255730
Well Done MissPriss, mao.
GaryO - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am, #255728
And there she is, beautifully depicted as the muther of all moti…….well, Missy, looks like you are our very own (ahem) Mutherfaker. Congrats…..really…serious….not kidding.
ughomer - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am, #255727
WTG, Pwissy!!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2014, 6:44 am, #255725
haven't seen a lot of these guys for a while
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:50 pm, #255718
Who you callin' old? Let me tell you...OMG! GOLD! Who do I thank for this honour? Well thanks to 2 of my other personalities and of course my psychiatrist that made this all possible!
Sho - July 14, 2014, 11:30 pm, #255717
Well done, Miss P :D


Better Silent & Thought a Fool -




GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black


TAGS: goldman sachs banks wealthy rich
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 4:16 pm, #244815
I believe it's either grim his stand-up bit "In God We Rust" or "Stark Raving Black." Both are hilarious as hell, and very poignant.
falloutghoul - April 1, 2013, 7:34 pm, #244798
Hehehe, Lewis Black. Where is that quote from?


QUALIFICATIONS -




WISDOM -




He said, she said! -


TAGS: silence is golden
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 4:49 pm, #255754
Been there done that extremely recently...wasn't too bad until I called them phuknuts. Too bad I never got a 5L t-shirt to put in my scrapbook.


The Name Of The Game -




Success -




DIGNITY -




Gold Medal -




End of the rainbow -


TAGS: beer gold rainbow liquor swear to you not ph**oshopped
Rating: 4.43/5

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xnavygunner - March 2, 2014, 5:47 pm, #253389
I'll drink to that!
xnavygunner - March 2, 2014, 5:47 pm, #253388
I'll drink to that!
maoworks2 - March 1, 2014, 8:26 am, #253358
You Got It .


GREED -




RULE IS GOLD. -


TAGS: golden rule 2012
Rating: 4.37/5

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dy2012 - April 18, 2012, 2:46 pm, #233516
hehe thanks guys
Chrysophase2003 - April 18, 2012, 2:29 pm, #233514
When the time comes, Dad is going into an abusive nursing home.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:34 pm, #233495
agreed and 5L for the truthfulness(I'm a terible speller)
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:26 pm, #233489

very nice


hats -




IT'S OK - Everyone got out safely. Apart from the goldfish... No-one ever thinks to save the goldfish.


TAGS: fire goldfish
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

CloudchaserS - June 2, 2012, 4:56 am, #235602
I see what you did there :-)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:36 am, #235551
I hear those moronic vegetarian who eat fish, say fishes don’t feel pain. Yeah, all that squirming around trying to pull the hook out of their mouth… can’t be because they’re in pain. And yes, I eat fish... And caviar.
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:00 pm, #235499
No one except Pee-Wee.
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 10:20 am, #235488
Thank the Lord for small mercies lol.
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2012, 10:02 am, #235487
At least you get freshly boiled fish out of the deal


CONSOLATION PRIZE! - You come in 14th in your Olympic event, so you decide to go for the Gold in Drunk and Disorderly. GOLD!


TAGS: olympics drunk disorderly gold athlete
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by twill1962

twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:36 pm, #238280
I think his event was the "Belgian Pub Crawl."
Iconoclast - August 10, 2012, 6:25 pm, #238271
Yeah, the "Gold" was the badge on the cop who hauled you in to sleep it off.


GOLDEN YEARS - For David Bowie It's not just a song title It's his very definition


TAGS: golden years bowie stephen king
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Zed

Bartimaeus - May 1, 2010, 10:14 am, #174222
Long live David Bowie! 5/5 for you, astronaut.


Goldilocks -


TAGS: goldilocks bear
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Ashson

maoworks2 - February 21, 2014, 8:36 am, #253153
Great Pic.
steve1961 - February 21, 2014, 5:16 am, #253148
Thinking of Red Riding Hood, probably...or it's what happened after the bears got through with her (Goldilocks).
Sho - February 21, 2014, 1:09 am, #253144
Too bad that's a wolf though


THEM GOOD OLD DAYS - They'll never come again




Every Day at Seans House -


TAGS: james bond goldfinger
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

lgvernon - April 25, 2014, 10:42 pm, #254487

I see kitties...kittieskittieskitties. Similac has that effect on me.
MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:19 pm, #254482
lg...wanna share whatever it is that's got you seeing all them faces? I see one face and a vahoohoo.
lgvernon - April 24, 2014, 1:33 pm, #254472

I really like the pseudo-catface images throughout this.


PAYBACK -




LISBON -


TAGS: pot of gold in lisbon
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

BoneCD - January 6, 2010, 9:17 am, #150560
Isn't that the same rainbow they use in the Guinness posters? 5 fluffy Poodles any who
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:48 pm, #150488
LOL. Nice play on queen day, 5Ls.


SUDDENLY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: goldman sacks christmas
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 11:35 pm, #226753

you're married right?
Bad - December 19, 2011, 7:50 pm, #226746
oh come on ... human suffering can stretch to a lot more before getting boring.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2011, 5:46 pm, #226578

ummm...commodities futures...goldman sachs...sorry if i offended and glodman sachs fans :(
maoworks2 - December 13, 2011, 10:23 am, #226565
IN Bad Taste, Really Bad !!!
mariand - December 13, 2011, 9:34 am, #226564
I don't know, but this picture shows me how far can get the human suffering...
forseti - December 13, 2011, 9:31 am, #226563
oh my gosh, what a horrible picture.


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: shes golden
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 6:39 pm, #164826
Nothing wrong with a Golden Shower every now and then...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 2:00 pm, #149190
Ewwwwww... You're mean! :(
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:52 pm, #149189
As long as she's not a golden shower...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:15 pm, #149177
WOOT! I lurve Bond.
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 1:13 pm, #149176
promo sh**
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:12 pm, #149175
Is that from Goldfinger?


WHITE GOLD -


TAGS: white gold canada motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.29/5

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BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 12:00 am, #137740
The bag milk tour


IMAGE -




JANUARY 2, 2010 - After having spent the holidays with Narutarded and her fiancee Jessica, Amina tells her new "best friend" Sara that she no longer physically desires anyone that has a Y-chromasome.


TAGS: when it comes to risque poster ideas the comments section is a gold mine
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am, #126672
Wow and I have been wasting my time on naughtyfake fap fap fap
Narutarded - October 13, 2009, 9:00 am, #126527
Depends on how you wear them. ;)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 3:42 pm, #126337
O_O I'm not sure, but I think this conversation has reached a new level of epic.
amina - October 12, 2009, 3:37 pm, #126336
do handcuffs count as an outfit???
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 8:03 am, #126273
Sorry, I was too busy imagining what you and Sara would be doing that night. And just out of curiosity, what's your favorite "playtime" outfit?
amina - October 11, 2009, 10:21 pm, #125955
I'm surprised Naru hasn't made a witty remark about this yet ;)


ONE GOLD LION - Because Motifake.com won't let me give your submission zero lions


TAGS: one gold lion vote motifake motifake com submission vote score pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by aPauling

a REAL anonymous - February 10, 2009, 9:33 pm, #58631
The resolution is so low but the picture is so big. It looks terrible! I give this picture one gold lion. Guess why.
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 6:39 pm, #19511
an order is in for a fail lion!
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:31 am, #17505
I just figure out why he's always gold! If you look closely, you'll see that the fold lions are high! (By a pixel or two)
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 9:29 am, #17504
You say optimist, I say "vote s**t." But I guess, if you look at 4 lions a**es all day it kinda changes your perspective on things.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 2:32 am, #17444
Melvin is an optimist. He always holds out that one last hope for people and the posters they make, trying to find the good within. He doesn't believe anyone will ever truly be a zero. It's a philosophical stand.
Roamer - August 28, 2008, 9:14 pm, #17384
Don't be hatin' on Melvin; he's a lover of all motifakes.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 6:08 pm, #17355
Him? That guy's taking a LOT of codeine so all motifakes are generally agreeable to him.


Gold Pants -




ATHEISM A DIVINE CREATION REQUIRES A DIVINE CREATOR -


TAGS: nicole kidman atheism golden compass
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by stonetree

LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:34 am, #155530
No Sean, she was Tom Cruise's monkey.
Sean - January 31, 2010, 12:28 am, #155403
Hey look. It's Patricia's monkey.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:22 am, #155401
A perfect example of the problem with T-shirt philosophy


DESTINY -




The wealthy -


TAGS: gold poo pills
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:46 pm, #258812
As per 'Iced Tea', das nasty. 5'd


Olympic Decathelon 1976 -


TAGS: jenner s gold medal earned
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:28 pm, #261520
Update: IOC (international Olympics committee) has made a statement that he earned that medal and can keep it!!!! 5 L to the IOC!!!!
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:24 pm, #261519
Yo, CHIEF!!!! AMHAN, disabled, honorable dd-214. Fair winds and following seas shipwreck!
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:22 pm, #261518
LOL! Glad I'm not a guy! When I get an itch, I can scratch it later, but nobody can tell I've been enjoying the scenery!!!! LOL!
RetiredUSNChief - June 5, 2015, 12:51 pm, #261515
I don't care about the medal. He earned that. But if all this gender swapping is so personal, then he ought to keep it that way, not go about making international headlines about it.
Greeny - June 4, 2015, 9:13 pm, #261513
heh - I was talking about his head - you know, can't mess up the hair and all...
Reality Lord - June 4, 2015, 7:50 pm, #261512

first i heard of taking his medal away. jackazzez. and greeny he still has his...er...um...you know...man thingy
Greeny - June 4, 2015, 7:18 pm, #261511
If he gets that phantom itch, he can't do any scratching
mizzdizz - June 4, 2015, 10:57 am, #261510
Tnx, you guys! In 1976, he was Bruce. Anything he/she achieves from here on out, she's Caitlyn. I think it should have been a personal decision and not splashed all over the place so I was avoiding feeding the frenzy, but this is WRONG! I had to speak out
Bandit5906 - June 4, 2015, 8:52 am, #261509
Agreed!
freasy - June 4, 2015, 8:33 am, #261508
I Agree, Just cause he is doing something stupid now, that doesn't affect what he has done before


Opportunist -


TAGS: electronics gold motherboard computers cellphones
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:20 am, #259370
You are correct, although it takes quite the pile to get enough to make it worth your while. However, the extraction process is toxic and illegal in most states, so they get shipped to China and such.


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